The toilet lid is not a backboard for your pee.
The trashcan next to the toilet is not for target practice.
Lift the seat, i hate sitting in pee at midnight.
Aim for the toilet, i hate stepping in pee at midnight.
I'm sure it hurts to pee with an erection at night, but screaming in my ear only hurts me.
If you choose to sit and pee, point it down, the bath carpet is absorbent but retains stink.
When you're old enough...you will have bathroom cleaning duty!
1 comment:
Gross. If they're old enough to pee everywhere, they're old enough to clean it!
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